Under the heading, you know you're from east Texas if.........


A guy walks into a bar in Rye Texas and orders a white wine.

All the local rednecks sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in the hell is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

"No," says the Canadian, "I don't drive a taxi, I mount animals."

The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay, boys. He's one of us."

Best

GWB


A Kill Artist. When I draw, I draw blood.