There was an investigation at the White House during the Nixon administration. It seemed that someone was writing Dick's name in the snow with urine.

After a brief investigation a report was provided to the President, both in writing and orally. The head SS agent told POTUS that DNA analysis had confirmed it was Henry Kissenger's urine.

The President was furious.

The Agent continued, "Mr. President, we have also confirmed the handwriting was that of the First Lady."


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain