No doubt she has a pillow face, but the first time you ran your hand up and down one of those thighs under silk sheets you'd definitely be inclined to think that your hand had shrunk to half size.

It's too bad that the bottom half doesn't fit well with the top (neck up) half. Based on the flesh that is showing, the baggy jersey might be a Godsend.


It's official. I missed the selfie deadline so I'm Maser's sock puppet because rene and the Polish half of the fubar twins have decided that I am.

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