And then give my illegitimate Irish offspring names like Shaymason, Daniel, Michael, Christopher, Scott, Liam, Timothy, Kenneth, Thomas, or combinitions of them in 2's and 3's.



In fact, the only thing missing that would make me get married is tattoos. She looks crazy, perky little tits, smoking ass, and willing to [bleep].

Please, give her my number


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall