Well Sam, if you'd shave that scruffy beard I might go out in public with you. As long as your friends would only take pics from behind. Gotta admit the beauty shoppe gals know their bidness. You could double on one of those Viking movies if you ever get down on your luck. Just sayin'...

You do have a sword, right?



I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain