Originally Posted by SamOlson
Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by SLM
Would you plow Roseanne?



She is strictly....no-till.
NOT minimum till, zero till.
You could chem fallow it, burn it and harrow the schit out of it.....
But some pieces just aren't meant to be farmed.


One of the ALLTIME grossest skanks.



I wouldn't even crop dust that ass.

Spray plane reference, I ain't farting on her ass.

WTF?



You could give her the BTE Gasmask.

Put her hair in a pony tail....
Celebrate National BJ day....
Wait until you're about to spooj....
Pull her ponytail hard to tip her head all the way back (on her knees of cousre.
Cover her eyes with your balls....
Simultaneously yell SUPRISE, jiz on her forehead, and fart right up her nose holes.


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall