Shefire,

Very impressive in how your list of insecurities grows daily,along with the list of all the things you've nearly done,with all the wars you've nearly had and from all the places you've nearly been.

The hilarity associated with your Imagination concocting so much Pretend,as salve to satiate your Realities...takes humor to new [bleep] levels!

Again,you never did state in which Mall you Ninja.

Laffin'!








300SAUM,

Dumbphuck,as nice as it would be for all,I simply haven't the ability to PM you IQ so you can begin to keep pace. Your being at the mercy of you,is very [bleep] fitting and exceptionally hilarious. Curious to me however,that you get a rush outta bragging what an incredibly inept dumbphuck you are and how unparalleled sage advice setting atop a silver platter,is "confusing" to you. Who dresses you in the morning?!!?

Few things funnier than a Do-Nothing Day Dreaming Dumbphuck,standing lock-legged at the watering hole,refusing to drink from the well of The Wealth Of Knowledge. Points awarded for Stupidity not being an Act,as well as starting in earnest on your Whining [bleep] Merit Badge.

To frost the cake,mention what you do for a living and hang a picture of yourself...if only because crossed-eyes and drool,ain't never not funny.

Bless your heart.









'gunnr,

Watch out or she'll Imagine the schit outta ya and Pretend to have a clue.

Laffin'.








'slave,

You don't want her to look in the mirror,or she'll quit Posting.

The key to reeling/dealing Delusional Do-Nothing Dumbphucks,is to fuel their Imaginations and grant them the opportunity to flaunt same with heartfelt Estrogen powered Vagina Monologue Rants,that are chockfull of vicarious angst. Imagination and Pretend is the thinnest of shields and Reality always circumvents them concoctions.

Note how all of 'em are broke dick lazy pieces of schit,turd polishers of repute,consumate Couch Lizards,dumber than [bleep] and forever trying to mask their amazing ineptitude with incredibly [bleep] hilarious excuses to pawn their dismal "results" off on others.

She's simply doing the best she can,with what very [bleep] little she has to work with and don't think for a second,that her heart ain't in it.

Which of course only adds to the inherent humor of Oblivious Dumbphucktitude.

Best thread ever!