Originally Posted by Jeff_O
Ok, so I'm out there working on this phookin' mess of a tree, like grownup pick-up-stix where you can break a leg if you aren't careful, and my goats are out there because they love willow and it's a part of the woods that the predators vector in from and they don't like to forage over there alone... anyway... so I'm cutting this tree up and one of them looks at me plaintively and says, clear as a bell:

"Traaaav! Traaav!"

Deflave, STAY THE [bleep] AWAY FROM MY LIVESTOCK! Or at least have the common decency to buy them some alfalfa first.


Jeff,

Nice attempt at a cover buddy, but why would I bang a goat with your fabulously large puzzy flapping in the wind beside them?

I'll bang a 40 something retarded chick over a goat. 10 times out of 10.


Travis


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