Many years ago I met a young blond, a total knockout she was. We went for a walk at dusk, just getting to know each other. Along the way I farted. Long and loud, no blaming it on barking spiders. She giggled, "Tee hee hee."

Later on she took me to her bed. Some things are just not meant to be understood I guess.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain