Okay, you guys are all confused about my intentions for being the Ruler of the New Canada.

First off, we save the metro areas till last, dont want them anyway, but I'll take them over just to be polite.

Second, no pontoon boats with drunks and fat chicks where I am fishing. Thats the first New Provincial Law I plan on passing.

Next, everyone will have guns, except the liberals.Kinda like America.


We will also make a Provincial Law that would make it illegal to mix Whiskeys, and training centers will be established to teach the inhabitants how to make proper bourbon.

And lastly, since Canada still has alot of indigenous people left to abuse, we'll get right on that...

Oh, and we are gonna kick the French completely the [bleep] out!


"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe