If yer picky you gots choices. Otherwise there is not a choice.

Reminds me of a story.

Back in the day a young buck had two choices. He could join the Army or get drafted.
If he joined there was no choice, but if he got drafted there two choices, that being the Army or USMC.
If he went to the Army there was no choice. In the Corps there were two choices however. He could wind up doing state side duty (no choice) or go to foreign shores where the choice of being a REMF or Warrior presented.
If a REMF there was no choice. A Warrior could find battle however and the two choices there were a wound or death.
If wounded there was no choice. If he was killed in combat there were two choices.
He could be interred at Arlington (no choice) or cremated. The two choices following cremation were to have his ashes scattered to the wind (no choice) or be converted to paper.

If he elected to be converted to paper he could choose 8.5"x11" bond paper or toilet paper. No choices followed an election to be turned into bond paper, but if he chose to be toilet paper there were two choices.

He could be assigned to the men's room, following which there were no choices...

Last edited by DigitalDan; 02/27/13.
I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain