Originally Posted by wageslave
Originally Posted by deflave
I have never seen a moron BRAG that he could swim, walk, and shoot sporter weight rifles before.

Can he breathe and digest food too??!!


Travis


Schiiiiiiittt, he can shovel dung and believe it or not chop wood.
Beyond that, he SAYS, he can roto till ( I know, no pics for proof, but we can hope) and hump goats.
The BEST part is, he considers these amazing feats that he performs, documents and brags about, as valid reason that our tax dollars are well spent in funding his lifestyle.
You CANNOT make this schit up.


Angst from the Kubical, eh? I know, I know, the chair makes your [bleep] hurt, and your Imagination gets all revved up reading about what other people actually do. I get it. It's ok, I forgive you.

One question though. Why do you keep blathering on about food stamps and supporting me? Uh... you don't?

The CENTER will hold.

Reality, Patriotism,Trump: you can only pick two

FÜCK PUTIN!