Originally Posted by archie_james_c
Originally Posted by deflave
Originally Posted by archie_james_c


C-U-N-T

"Can't Understand Normal Thinkin'"

Some people. We all just got laid off today. But we're all getting called back, except for one guy laugh


Got a call from the PD Sunday morning.

"Sir, your ex-wife called and said she is supposed to pick the kids up for Mother's Day."

"Correct"

"She says she is afraid to come to your house and wants you to meet her down here."

"I don't care."

"Is this something you'd be willing to accomodate her with this morning."

"No."

"She says she doesn't want to come to your residence."

"Then tell her to get a divorce decree that states I have to meet her somewhere, or to file for a restraining order. I don't alter my Sunday mornings because of people's imaginations"

"Thanks sir. We'll let her know."


Dave


My good friend is going through similar schit. His ex hasn't let him see his boy in 4 weeks because she doesn't "trust" his new girl friend. Worst is he works on the road and isn't home as it is, so when he's home it'd be nice to see the boy before he goes back out, she knows that and plays the game against him...

Women are good for 2 things "[bleep] and nothin"


I thought my Grandpa was the only person who said that.

God Bless you.