Shrapnel, I'm rollin' on the floor!

I never had a BB rifle. Dammit.

Started with a .410 H&R Topper back when they used real walnut to build guns. Never shot a porky either. Chitt, I never even seen one of those things.

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Elmer, you're right about the Reaper. But he's my bitch and records are made to be crushed, not broken.

If 'Slave's heart ever explodes there will be collateral damage over three zip codes or so.

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Since we've mostly put Xmas in the bag, I offer a ribald Happy Phuocin' New Year to you all!

Don't drink and drive.
Take a cab.


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain