Germans? Pearl Harbor?

Did I miss a chapter?

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Will a .17 make their eye pop out?

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I want a new gun
One that won't make me sick
One that will let me pop out eyes
And paint with blood

I want a new gun
One that won't hurt my head
One that won't make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when chitt splatters
When I jerk the trigger

I want a new gun
One that won't puke
One that don't cost too much
Or come from Wal-Mart

I want a new gun
One that won't go away
One that won't keep me up all night
One that won't make me sleep all day

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when eyeballs pop
When I yank the trigger
I'm yankin' you baby

I want a new gun
One that does what it should
One that won't make me feel too bad
One that won't make me feel too good

I want a new gun
One with no doubt
One that won't make me talk too much
When eyes pop out

One that won't make me nervous
Wonderin' what to do
One that makes me feel like I feel when I paint with blood
When I yank the trigger
Yank the trigger
Yank the trigger baby, yea, yea

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain