Ton of pissed off hamburger? -laffin'-

'Morning to all! Little cooler today at the start.

Got a grape arbor in the front yard, vine is about 12 years old. Two weeks back it had about 2000 juicy muscadines starting to ripen. Squill found it, now there are about 300 maybe.

Put out a rat trap baited with a grape and nailed two yesterday. The second was on the ground with the trap...picked it up and released the bar but he had his teeth sunk in the grape which was still on the trigger pan...hanging like a pig with an apple in his face.

Some kind of poetry there but it eludes me at the moment. Rat traps do an excellent job of crushing the phouc out of squill skulls BTW.

It was a good day to die from all appearances.

BD

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain