That's one of them Texas jokes.

I've been to Alaska. Everything is bigger in Alaska. Soon as you cross the border, it all gets bigger.

They wanted me to stay and be the state's mascot but there were little people across the pond that needed to be edumacated in their hearts and minds.



I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain