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DD, why was there a mag in that 10/22?


Multiple Choice

A. To keep the dust out
B. What's a mag?
C. It helps balance the gun
D. Well, here's the deal. When I'm totin' the T/C I carry loose rounds in the pocket 'cept for 2, one between the fingers in left hand and another in the right. When I use the 10/22 I wear Spandex Speedos which anyone with a brain knows do not have pockets. I only have 4 spaces between my allotted fingers with which to hold rounds. The magazine holds 10. I like higher math when I'm likely to face a charge by more than 2 hogs. Finally, I have misplaced my shoelaces for the Nike Air Jordans and don't think I can run all that fast.

Embrace the long answer and be saved!

Reverend Dan
Church of the Almost Reformed Evangelical Sluts (CARES)

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain