Originally Posted by DanAdair

Eyebrows that thick are why I'm a practitioner of bushcraft... In that instance, *I* would suggest leaving the headlamp in the backpack and taking a lighter. Then, do your best to act surprised when you caught her bush on fire....

On an unrelated note, I trimmed my beard back a couple weeks ago, after the current woman asked me "What if I dropped my panties and THAT (pointing at my beard) was what you saw???"


Top ten signs you're gay:

1.) You look at her [bleep] eyebrows.

And how do you know she wasn't pointing at your face?

Dave