Originally Posted by SamOlson
Every morning my wife gets up before me and lets the little dogs out to go take a piss. She takes a shower or whatever and the little bastards jump back up on the bed. Poodle tries to get under the blanket to warm up...
Can you see where this is going?

Not.


Anway, he has a fair amount of snow balled up in his fur.
It melts on the sheet.

During breakfast I ask wife if she wants to hump. She said, "No, it looks like you already took take of that on the sheet".


Thought I rubbed off a massive load all over the bed.





Man.....that ain't right! Getting [bleep] without getting [bleep]! I will be the first one to raise my hand and admit it....." Yeah....that's right! I rubbed one off....what of it!" But to be called out and denied because of the mangy mutt....just ain't right Brochacho! Sonofabitch!


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