Pope Flave,

Requesting that after your confirmation you grant me sainthood antemortem. Please see my qualifications below...

1. Celibate (when I'm not FM'ing)
2. Second best Jesus-y name one can have
3. I can rock the schit out of the beard and sandal look
4. I can slip you a Benji
5. Miracle performed: I once spent 15 consecutive minutes on the [bleep] without killing any of them or myself...

Thank you for your munificence

ChrisT.


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