Rules update:

Rules.
1. No [bleep] midget hookers on "the property". (Use and discard as per whim is more easily arranged at their business.)
2. No "Surprise" on fellow attendees.........while upright and awake. If passed out this becomes a judgement call.
3. First one that pukes....loses. See rule #2. Grease up accordingly.
4. What happens in Florida......is reported on 24hourcampfire.
5. Ingwe must give BGG a lap dance nightly in his leopard print thong.
6. Anyone that pisses in the crisper drawer in the fridge, or on a carpet, OR uses newspaper to wipe his ass, had to GFH with a rubber fist, mounted on a Sawzall
7. You will not drink, but if you do;
You will not get drunk, but if you do;
You will not pass out, but if you do;
You will fall on your face so nobody can recognize you for the lightweight you are and so the rest of us have plausible deniability.


Feel free to add your prospective rules for consideration by the moderater.


DD, Grand Poobah of Sluts

I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain