Originally Posted by fatjack34
Originally Posted by DanAdair
Facedown in a pillow, and me drunk, maybe...

Her ass would have to be on the tight end of the Thrustometer though.


Oh, and GFY!


Dan....tight on the thrustometer? You trying to tell me the thick ones are tight? Not likely...their O-Rings are stretched out and have zero retention....think continual pants sharting!


I guess this is what I get for thinking an east side bitch would understand what a Thrustometer is. The way it works is you hook your thumbs in the front two belt loops of your Wranglers, then point your index fingers out as far as they'll go. If the ass fits inside it with room to spare that's on the tight end of spec. If it's wider than that, it will require more thrust to land balls deep in it.

Think of it as a headspace gauge (Go/nogo/go if you're drunk) for man whores.


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall