I'll save you the suspense....


The guy on the pole ran WAY too much camber in his right front, and smoked a right front and plowed the wall hard about lap 89.


Fat chicks gineys got wet, and during the caution, many dumbass uneducated hillbillies made a mad scramble to piss and get another couple Tallie Coors Lights.

Then there was a double file restart, and Dave Garber dicked the dog and frieght trained the whole [bleep] field. Sweathog punched the nose so hard, that all he could do was look out the A piller. Eventually he assssholed Dave and wiped out half the field.

You gotta love it when 27 cars start a main, and 12 finish laugh






I'ma go dring Jack Daniels and [bleep] a skank.

Stocks cars are BADASS!!!


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall