Originally Posted by elkhunternm
DigitalDan does Hoppes N0.9 drive the ladies crazy as your cologne?


Hoppes IS my cologne. We got 3 communities nestled into this little patch of real estate. Yankeetown, Inglis and Crackertown. Crackertown was here first. Total population around 2500 in the winter, maybe 2000 in summer. Girls shoot 'round these parts too. They like Hoppes.

The name Crackertown originates from the sound of whips the original drovers used down here when cattle ranching was being invented.

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2002-11-10/news/0211090114_1_marker-bone-cracker


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain