Originally Posted by wageslave


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Ah, the infamous and elusive 'Caped Gruffalo"...
Note the powerful haunches and luxurious mane.
Impervious to any weapon yet, oddly, easily trapped.

First, find a suitable cage. Old Toyotas or new Dodges have been known to work.

Second, acquire appropriate bait. This works best...
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Remove bait from container and allow to warm to room temperature.

Third, turn empty bait packaging inside out and, using various and sundry colors, draw intricate geometric designs on said container. This will keep the dangerous Caped Gruffalo distracted and absorbed for some time.

Fourth, keeping a steady supply of said bait on hand, proceed to train the mighty beast as you see fit.

PS Hirsute females may be substituted/added as bait...if legal in your AO.



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