Originally Posted by Gadfly
Originally Posted by DigitalDan
Why?


I had been awarded a Federal grant from the National Institute of Health. The data collection was part of a comprehensive research project to analyze the impact of penis length on the psychological health of male primates. The results of the project were never published, as the director of the project, upon obtaining my data, absconded to Borneo, under the assumption, I presume that in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.


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