You really don't have to go to all the trouble of cracking the emergency exit, crawling thru that small hole then trying not to break your legs when you jump off the wing.

Walk out of the lavatory naked and locks eyes with the first stew you see, yell "BABY!" with your arms open.

They will taxi back to the gate, saving you all the phuocin' gymnastics and the walk, you'll have time to get dressed and the airline will fly all the witnesses out of town. Win/Win

PTO


I am..........disturbed.

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass. -Twain