If there's one thing I have learned on the fire, it is that you should take anything Brad says, think/do the opposite, and you're golden. I'm always amazed at how he keeps coming up with new and amazing ways to be a complete [bleep].

Anyhow, I'm off for Idaho tomorrow for my annual lion hunt with friends. I've got several hides on the wall, so like normal I'll just be a dog handler. After that, it is a full week of killing pheasants and chucker, plus jerking off. I'm excited.

Keep it real, lubed and full of blood. It's the only way to live.