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Oh yeah he did,Mike.

I bill 500 an hour because I know I might get 300. We're no different from plumbers or electricians except we're lawyers and we rule the entire GD world.


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Originally Posted by isaac

Dumb [bleep] clueless of the joke would.

Lawyers don't get paid what they bill,ladies. Well, I do because I'll kill them if they don't pay on time.



First, I don't care one way or the other - but while that may be directly accurate, I would make the assumption that a partner would share in the profits of the firm, and anyone's billing would be taken into consideration when their annual raise was up for discussion.


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Originally Posted by isaac
Oh yeah he did,Mike.

I bill 500 an hour because I know I might get 300. We're no different from plumbers or electricians except we're lawyers and we rule the entire GD world.


...til a bug crawls on you.


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we're lawyers and we rule the entire GD world.



I saw that movie, it was "Juris Doctorate Park" if I remember right grin


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Partners? I'll kill them too for 100 bucks.

They'd kill me for 50.

Jesus Christ you guys...other than relativity, what makes you think a lawyer gets paid any differently than any other hard working man...save for hair salon owners?


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Originally Posted by curdog4570
Originally Posted by George_De_Vries_3rd
Originally Posted by isaac
Actually, it's just as cool not seeing a damn thing and billing them for 6 hours.


You may think it, even say it among colleagues, but to state it on the internet, even in jest, is not funny. I'm quite sure it's the culture you're in--even so.


One of the things you DON'T bring is a sense of humor............ that's for damn sure.


Actually, I have one; will try to do better. grin

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Bart, I just got back to town from 4 days of squirrel hunting, Dutch oven cooking, blue gill catching and tall tale swapping.
I just don't have the energy to get into all my contribution to the 'fire right now.
I am sure most of the regulars have their own opinions though. smile


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Originally Posted by ltppowell
Originally Posted by isaac
Oh yeah he did,Mike.

I bill 500 an hour because I know I might get 300. We're no different from plumbers or electricians except we're lawyers and we rule the entire GD world.


...til a bug crawls on you.

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I still have those scars. They didn't crawl on me;they picked a sweet spot on my fat ass and suicide bombed me.

What those Texas bugs did to me shouldn't be the topic of humor,Pat. I was violated. Pretty badly.


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Bearly anything.


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Nothing.


oh ya you do great pics of a life style that many of us would enjoy , add some wisdom and a little humor , stick with us.

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Originally Posted by Fireball2
Bearly anything.


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I just come here to see you guys rip each other a new [bleep].


Kinda like monkeys fighting over a spot on a branch.


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I brought these two hats to the table tonight for another thread.

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Originally Posted by Tom264

nope, im gonna stay here to keep shoving yours and stoolheads crap into your faces

This gentleman,is a textbook example of an internet TROLL. And what's rare is the fact that he openly admitted it.

Originally Posted by Tom264
heck I might even show up to one of the get togethers


We all know that TROLLS don't venture out where they can't hide behind their computer screens. I'd love to see this happen but I know that it's just a pipe dream.

Originally Posted by Tom264
let you guys run your mouths to my face and see what happens.......


I'll tell you exactly what would happen. If you treated anyone face to face like you do here(behind your computer screen),you wouldn't last thirty seconds around real men. Nobody in the real world treats people like you do here Tom. Like it or not,you don't deserves to be here on the Campfire with real men and women. You are a disrespectful,foul mouthed punk and there's nothing that you can do to change that fact.


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That sweat shirt is awesome. grin


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And Stoolhead is an angel?????
Be honest now


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My good looks, great humor, unique accent, boerewors and my humility.


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Not a whole lot, I don't know anywhere near what the some of the others here know.

I would like to think that I bring a little at least.


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Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.

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What Do You Bring To The Table?

Good looks, charm, and a full head of hair.


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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