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My lovely wife just text me this:
You ever get another dog I'm going to shoot you!
(then this)
They absolutely are driving me CRAZY!
(then i sent her an android angel thingy)
(this was her reply)
don't provoke me
So what recommendations do you guys have.....?
If 'ya can't put hot sauce on it, it ain't worth eat'n....
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Talk to ScottF about adopting his dog.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Sounds like you may have a problem--hope it blows over. 
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Some days it takes most of the day for me to do practically nothing...
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You ever get another dog I'm going to shoot you!
get a bobcat, lynx or ocelot.
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..try to get home on time, ask what she needs from the store.
Then drop it off at 65mph as you zoooom by, and dont go home til the cloud lifts or shes asleep.
Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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Mount her after establishing eye contact to assert your dominance.
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Hahahahaha
Wouldnt that be more dog activity Teal?
Im pretty sure humping her leg will not resolve this.
Trump HAD the World, ", Trump saw our children, "
Trump saw a way to make a brighter day so he started giving
There was a choice he was making, he was saving our own lives
Its true he made a brighter day for you and me. --Trump WINS 2016
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Mount her after establishing eye contact to assert your dominance. ...and just before going to the hospital.   Ed
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Mount her after establishing eye contact to assert your dominance. The pimp-hand is strong with you.
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We are all Rhodesians now.
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Get a lawyer, and file for divorce NOW. It is only going to get worse. If it is not the dog, it will be something else later. I wasted ten of the best years of my life thinking it would get better, and it didn't. It started with the dog, BTW. Trust me.
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Get a lawyer, and file for divorce NOW. It is only going to get worse. If it is not the dog, it will be something else later. I wasted ten of the best years of my life thinking it would get better, and it didn't. It started with the dog, BTW. Trust me. + 1000 A woman that doesn't like dogs is bad news. IBTDT Don't let that stop you from establishing dominance though. Get it while you can. 
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Come home late wreaking of booze.
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She plainly said "another dog"
OK, get two
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Sounds like she's having a rough day and the dogs are adding to her stress. I'd say come home with some flowers and be understanding.
I can't believe anyone is saying get a lawyer and plan for divorce, but then again this forum is famous for people jumping to conclusions and making judgements based on little information and lack of specifics in a situation.
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In fairness, how many dogs we talkin' here?
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Anybody that doesn't love dogs is bad news!!
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I used to have a wife like that, now she's gone. Me and the dogs are doing just fine.
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how many dogs have you brought home without talking to her about it? 
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In fairness, how many dogs we talkin' here? Who said anything about being fair? How many years of misery are you willing to burn in the interest of fairness? Like it or not, it WILL go downhill from here.BTDT
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Sounds like she's having a rough day and the dogs are adding to her stress. I'd say come home with some flowers and be understanding.
I can't believe anyone is saying get a lawyer and plan for divorce, but then again this forum is famous for people jumping to conclusions and making judgements based on little information and lack of specifics in a situation. I did not give that advice...
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