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So what recommendations do you guys have.....?


Another question. Do you want to keep her?


of course she makes me sammich's....... smile





if you had to choose, I bet that dog can't make a sandwich worth a damn


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Be sure to tell her obama ate his dog.


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Mount her after establishing eye contact to assert your dominance.


This^ LOL



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Originally Posted by KFWA
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So what recommendations do you guys have.....?


Another question. Do you want to keep her?


of course she makes me sammich's....... smile





if you had to choose, I bet that dog can't make a sandwich worth a damn


No but you could always find another woman that could do everything better and not bitch about it. Plus being younger and better looking. Life is too short if this isn't a fixable problem with the only consessions being made on the male part.


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Talk to ScottF about adopting his dog.


Cross-thread humor. +1



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Guys ,
She's a good wife....... Mebbe she's just getting stressed so we can play make up?

I can't for sure say that i really don't deserve to be shot...... laugh

She has for the most part had dinner on the table when I am supposed to be home and don't complain when im not..... And she's put forth much effort into the raising of our wonderful children


If 'ya can't put hot sauce on it, it ain't worth eat'n....

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No but you could always find another woman that could do everything better and not bitch about it. Plus being younger and better looking. Life is too short if this isn't a fixable problem with the only consessions being made on the male part.


Much easier said than done. The more women I meet, the more I love my wife.

I'd venture to say throw backs outnumber keepers 10 to 1, at best.

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GTFO....yesterday.


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LOL! Don't look like you need any help from me, yer gettin' plenty of good advice.


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Lock all 3 outside in the cold for a coupla hours. Unlock door and see which is/are glad to see ya!!!! laffin....


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Originally Posted by PAMac
Guys ,
She's a good wife....... Mebbe she's just getting stressed so we can play make up?

I can't for sure say that i really don't deserve to be shot...... laugh

She has for the most part had dinner on the table when I am supposed to be home and don't complain when im not..... And she's put forth much effort into the raising of our wonderful children


Then fix the problem. She is more important than any dog. Make sure she knows that. She just feels taken advantage of. Make her happy and you will be happy too. Don't listen to the Neanderthals, a good marriage is too people working together for the betterment of both.

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Originally Posted by R_H_Clark
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Guys ,
She's a good wife....... Mebbe she's just getting stressed so we can play make up?

I can't for sure say that i really don't deserve to be shot...... laugh

She has for the most part had dinner on the table when I am supposed to be home and don't complain when im not..... And she's put forth much effort into the raising of our wonderful children


Then fix the problem. She is more important than any dog. Make sure she knows that. She just feels taken advantage of. Make her happy and you will be happy too. Don't listen to the Neanderthals, a good marriage is too people working together for the betterment of both.


LOL see what she says when you get home tonight and agree and tell her you've found a home for her Yorkie already!


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Originally Posted by PAMac
My lovely wife just text me this:

You ever get another dog I'm going to shoot you!
(then this)
They absolutely are driving me CRAZY!

(then i sent her an android angel thingy)

(this was her reply)
don't provoke me




So what recommendations do you guys have.....?





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He who cares the least wins. Walk in the door act like nothing happened ask when supper is going to be ready if she gives you lip tell her get in the car and take her out if she refuses leave her there and you go eat. You be the man DO NOT let her rule the roost. Marriage is a 100/100 Proposition she has to give and so do you BUT you are the man of the house let her know straight up. Remember she might have had a bad day and you are the one she has to take it out on also. He who cares the least wins always works. Just don't take it to far LOL.

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Originally Posted by 17ACKLEYBEE
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Guys ,
She's a good wife....... Mebbe she's just getting stressed so we can play make up?

I can't for sure say that i really don't deserve to be shot...... laugh

She has for the most part had dinner on the table when I am supposed to be home and don't complain when im not..... And she's put forth much effort into the raising of our wonderful children


Then fix the problem. She is more important than any dog. Make sure she knows that. She just feels taken advantage of. Make her happy and you will be happy too. Don't listen to the Neanderthals, a good marriage is too people working together for the betterment of both.


LOL see what she says when you get home tonight and agree and tell her you've found a home for her Yorkie already!



Send it COD to Isaac, he loves Yorkies....................


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Fecicious taboo........

blush

I just hope dinner isn't two week old meatloaf...... eek

well if it is..... Les's sis and Dad are coming over for it too...

Thank for the advice fellow gents!

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Nope ......ribs.....beef n noodles and euchre...... Dogs are in back room......wife is happy....... I gave her a stern look and a carnation .....



Thanks guys!!!!!! The campfire's advice has saved my day again!!!!!


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wake me up early be good to my dogs and teach my children to pray.



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Originally Posted by PAMac
My lovely wife just text me this:

You ever get another dog I'm going to shoot you!
(then this)
They absolutely are driving me CRAZY!

(then i sent her an android angel thingy)

(this was her reply)
don't provoke me




So what recommendations do you guys have.....?





Grab a carton of cans, slip around to a mates place and get him to fire up the BBQ and sit around drinking and shooting the breeze until four in the morning...then wander on home and go to bed.

A few things you will have achieved by doing this, you will have had a feed (which you won't be getting at home), you will have had some good conversation, you will have forgotten all about the pissy mood your wife is in, and if you roll up at home as drunk as a monkey and reeking of grog there is a pretty good chance your wife will forget about the cranky dog text as well.


This is how Australians handle marital strife.


ps, and if she sends you a text about the state you were in...repeat process!


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Oh, I forgot to add that there are two possible outcomes to this system.

1. the wife works out that she is the problem and pulls her head in and all returns to normal.

2. you turn into a drunk and don't care.


These are my opinions, feel free to disagree.
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