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#870076 05/24/06
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Campfire Greenhorn
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STAY!!!





I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the
Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled
down the car windows to make sure my
Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.




She was stretched full-out on the back seat
and I wanted to impress upon her that she must
remain there. I walked to the curb backward,
pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,
"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"
"Stay! Stay!"



The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady,
gave me a strange look and said,
"Why don't you just put it in park?"

GB1

#870077 05/24/06
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Groan

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Andrew


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#870078 05/25/06
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And here I thought this thread was going to be a plea to T LEE... <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

B'sW


Now faith is the assurance of things hoped for, the conviction of things not seen. --Hebrews 11:1
#870079 05/25/06
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<img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> GOOD ONE Sir!


George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!

Old cat turd!

"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.

I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me


#870080 05/25/06
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I'm running out of blonds to tell these to... it's almost like they are trying to avoid me....


Please don't feed the trolls!
IC B2


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