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What a waste of 3 hours! Stupidest movie I've seen in a while
I would have enjoyed needles in my eyes more than this debacle
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What a waste of 3 hours! Stupidest movie I've seen in a while
I would have enjoyed needles in my eyes more than this debacle
Sorry to hear that. Coming attractions seemed good.
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What a waste of 3 hours! Stupidest movie I've seen in a while
I would have enjoyed needles in my eyes more than this debacle
I was going to go see it. What were the top three things that you didn't like?
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What a waste of 3 hours! Stupidest movie I've seen in a while
I would have enjoyed needles in my eyes more than this debacle
I'm not surprised. They wouldn't even let them say the word 'God' in the fuggin thing.
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Story sucked,dumb or no plot line,what a bad script...come on transformer like rock monsters running the earth,really? Long and drawn out,Russel Crow couldn't act his way out of a paper bag
One the bright side.... the bag of popcorn I ate was good
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Story sucked,dumb or no plot line,what a bad script...come on transformer like rock monsters running the earth,really? Long and drawn out,Russel Crow couldn't act his way out of a paper bag
One the bright side.... the bag of popcorn I ate was good Excellent review. No bullshit.
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Thanks for saving me time and money. I was set for this weekend.
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Thanks for saving me time and money. I was set for this weekend. Me too. I guess I'll catch it on PPV.
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I'd say wait for it to come on cable...but then again sweeping your garage would be time better spent
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That's disappointing. It could have had so much potential. Now allowing God to be mentioned will keep me away. I was going to go tomorrow. Guess I'll make bullits.
We may know the time Ben Carson lied, but does anyone know the time Hillary Clinton told the truth?
Immersing oneself in progressive lieberalism is no different than bathing in the sewage of Hell.
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Making bullets is always good. 
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Is Emma Watson playing his wife? She's half Crowe's age.
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Jennifer Connelly plays Noah's wife. Just got back from watching it.
If you like laughing as you walk out of a movie theater and wondering how in the world they came up with a story, you will after watching this movie.
Wow.
The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. -Russian Proverb
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Heck, I figured Jennifer Connelly would have been worth the price of a ticket.
That's too bad.
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When the ads on the radio spend a third of the time defending their use of "artistic license" and saying they "feel it's true to the story of the Bible", you know it's got to suck balls.
Rock people? In the Bible? Really?
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molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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What a waste of 3 hours! Stupidest movie I've seen in a while
I would have enjoyed needles in my eyes more than this debacle
I was going to go see it. What were the top three things that you didn't like? #1 The movie was way too long and had a bad flow to it. #2 The "laval rock monsters" defending the Arch #3 Other "liberties" the movie makers took with depicting the entire story-the bad guy sneaking onto the Arch, Noah's son's not all taking wives on with them. It was a bad movie, and I just plain don't like Russel Crowe. 'Don't really know why, but I just don't like him. Don't waste your money-wait for it to come out on cable.
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I was going to take the wife to see it tonight but now I'm having second thoughts
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I hate to ruin the movie, but the story goes something like this:
"Noah"
"Yes, Lord?"
"Build a big boat, put all the animals you can find on it, grab your family and prepare for a long cruise, it is going to rain for quite awhile"
"Yes, Lord"
It then rained for 40 days and nights, flooded the entire earth. Sometime later the waters abated and Noah parked the boat, unloaded the animals and went on with his life...
That is pretty much the story, no need to sit through a 3 hour movie to illustrate that much detail...
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