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You can read sign, my friend. Maybe help him next year. You know that the Dickcheese is gonna try again.
Have Dog
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It was uberfreaking easy.
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He's already setting them up again over there. WOW. A master. No wonder fat, blue hairs wilt underneath that bullchit ability.
Have Dog
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If only SM was as good at selling his stories.
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Quit what?
In 40 days I'll be retired and headed for Texas at a high lope to lay a path of death and destruction amongst the indigenous creatures there. Are dinks indigenous there? I don't think so........
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Quit what?
In 40 days I'll be retired and headed for Texas at a high lope to lay a path of death and destruction amongst the indigenous creatures there. Are dinks indigenous there? I don't think so........ Texas deers are all dinks. Some have big horns, but they're all pretty small by northern standards. Ingwe should do fine on dinks here.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Holy Smokes, just saw the tale scattered over (oops, I mean ALL over) the forum.
1. Saw a bear at a friends spot. 2. Ass shot bear with uber unit. 3. Phoned a friend. 4. Went home. 5. Came back with another friend. 6. Friend found bear. 7. Friend killed bear. 8. Friend took hero shots of me. 9. Friend hauled bear. 10. Friend gutted bear. 11. Friend skinned bear. 12. I wrote up multiple entries on internet forums of my awesomeness. 13. I was voted a badass mutherphoucer......
by me.
Yep. He really covered himself with glory. Good thing he was using a 340 Tyrannosaur!
"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that lightening ain't distributed right." - Mark Twain
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If only because Bears is ALWAYS [bleep] funny! Northbound Bear,hit in his South end(cheerio)...375H&H AI/270FS and that boolit is still going for all I know. It laced him treelength and exited the brisket. I was on the trigger and placement was a given(I've seen me shoot). 'Course,I'd of had ZERO qualm lacing him the opposite direction,as the results woulda been the same...other than momentum carried him a few yards on the poke I happily took. Walked up,laced him through shoulders to remove all wiggle and dat was it. Rather similar to this. As you were...this schit is [bleep] FUNNY!
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You may have a career in Nashville yet.
How about: "My Tyrannosaur can't stomp a bear 'cause I can't shoot"
"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that lightening ain't distributed right." - Mark Twain
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Sorry, I don't rant on here often but the idea of bragging on leaving an animal wounded in the hills all night and then bragging on it bugged me.
Fred Cheer up, the tale hasn't shown up in the Free Classifieds .....yet. Now that is funny!!
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Boxer, that's a nice bear... where'd you hunt him? I'm looking to book a Canadian black bear hunt next spring.
I was thinking I'd take my 375 with 270 gr TSX's. Looks like a 270 gr bullet works good on bruin.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Pretty horrible story.
Travis
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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Horribly funny! Ain't my inten to steal ANY of that Thunder,because it certainly stands out,upon it's own "merit". If only for perspective and I apologize for it being so much bigger. The 75gr Chronicles...and again much bigger. Though in fairness,everyone's idea of "big" and "VERY big",is quite different.
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75gr.? Forget-a-bout-it....... Impossible. You need to safari more.
Have Dog
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He's not moving here. He just wants to come down and shoot stuff with rifles in gay AI chamberings. The Rangers are on alert... ^^^^ This Though I will also be toting the 7x57 at times. Wait for " The Javelina Monologues"
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Yup!
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Boxer, thats really a good pic of sister.You, on the other hand�..not so photogenic�..
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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It's good eatin', ja vay-vay.
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You're the first one Ive heard say that�.tell me your secrets�.
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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