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Big guy walks into sporting goods store and ask the young clerk if he can buy a half box of ammo? Clerk says I have to ask the boss. Moves to the other end of the counter and says to the owner " some a--hole wants to buy half a box of ammo" then notices big guy is right behind him--" and this gentleman would like to buy the other half!!"

then the manager says after the customer leaves, "man that was some quick thinking, I think you would be perfect for the new store we're opening in wisconsin."

the young clerk says "wisconsin!?!? there's nothing but whores and hockey players up there!"

the manager replies, "hey, my wife is from wisconsin!"

the clerk smiles and says "oh really! what team did she play for?"

Ha! Good one!!

When I was a kid we had a little country store in town, a miniature department store sort of place. They always had open boxes of ammo and you could buy them individually. Sorry, the joke reminded me of the store.