Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Thought I was going to get slugged.

When I read the title I thought you might have run into a grumpy old man.

Hot girls are definitely crazy!! They look hot because they don't eat! Being hungry has a way of messing with one's psyche.

If you have to have a gal that is ugly or crazy, she should at least be filthy rich.

Having one that is ugly, crazy and poor just falls off the scale.

lmao! milespatton


from now on I vote that scenario be referred to as "the gentleman's dilemma"

I knew chivalry wasn't dead, it's just gotten old along with the rest of us!

this is a thought provoking thread BigBuck

Dems/liberals, say access to food is everyone's right, so they take from us that work and give to those that don't work (over 35% for us personally)


Dems/liberals say folks gots to have a roof over their heads so again they take from those of us that work and build low income housing


Dems/liberals say these hot young thangs wanna get laid and not get pregnant, so they take from us and give to them so they can buy birth control


boys if those Dems/liberals ever wake up to the fact that everybody wants and needs a hottie..... well then I'm going over to the other side.

might even join a union


why hail far' there won't be enough red left on the map to make a speck

You are obviously a gentleman.

Too often, these days, 15-year-old boys run their mouths afterwards and a fine woman goes to prison.

A few years back I opened the door and held it for aldy. The woman gave me a dirty look and said, "I can open my own doors you S.O.B." I replied, I was brought up to open doors for ladies. I see in your case I was mistaken." The string of invective that spewed from her pie hole would have embarrassed a Marine DI.
Paul B.

Why do you think that women wear skimpy clothing? It's not for comfort. Though sometimes they don't think about it rationally and complain when men pay attention. If they don't want men to pay attention then they should wear a burka.

Well duh, she was female right?

Dad always sad if it's got tiddies or tires; it's gonna give you trouble.

this her?

Lewis Black does a bit in which he says the anticipation of a good event is as good as it's gonna get. At that point, we should leave well enough alone.

He may be right

Miles, that was one of my Dad's favorite jokes only it happened at church with the woman in front of him. Guys at work asked him how he got two black eyes.

When they thank you instead of slugging you you know you have reached grandpa age. Happens to me all the time, the thank you part. I'm at the grandpa age.

I have noticed that pretty, young women smile and say hello to me a lot more than they did when I was young. I guess that they know that I am harmless now, therefore it is safe to be nice. miles

I think you and DD have it all figured out. Young gal says that old goat is harmless so I'll just smile and make his day. Nice of 'em.

Fish Head, that, too, can happen.

Life is fun as long as nobody takes it too serious. Like ol' Hank used to sing, "no matter how I struggle and strive, I'll never get out of this world alive." So, we may as well enjoy while we can.