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Strippers don't need love, they need tequila, penicillin, and Astralube.

Not necessarily in that order.


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Show me a stripper on stage with a thin white string hangin' out and I'll tell you about a woman dedicated to her craft.
They are fun to date.......once.


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I doubt that's why he dates her.


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I heard about this on a radio talk show this morning, Walton & Johnston out of Houston. As one of them put it "It's dumb to argue with a drunk woman about how drunk she is, while she's still drunk." Having made that mistake in the distant past, I concur.

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Had a buddy who took a job managing a strip joint while waiting for a "real" job to come along.

He said it was the worst job EVER.


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Originally Posted by 308ragincajun
"It's dumb to argue with a drunk woman about how drunk she is, while she's still drunk."


Words of wisdom, I've learned that lesson more than once.


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She looks like the dude that sings for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Oh and I have witnessed the white string phenomenon as well.

Kind of nasty but you got to admire the commitment I guess.

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They're all the same; they just look different.


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Originally Posted by twofish
She looks like the dude that sings for the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Flea? I can sorta see it. smile


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Bart, you and Scott shoulda been there!



I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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I made it to 46 seconds... And it was a painful 46...


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lmao


yo... you ain't down wit the homies???


I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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Dude - give your head a shake!


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That's a Daytona stripper, not an Orlando stripper. Daytona is one of the seediest towns on the east coast, once you get past the ocean itself. Think Eileen Wournos.

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Originally Posted by BrotherBart
I think it might be a safe bet to conclude that Ms.Hister has toyed with Meth.


lol.

I have a friend who didn't listen to anyone but his mini-me when strongly warned off getting involved with a stripper, and eventually married her. Sad, as his three wee gals are great. Needless to say, it not only didn't work out, it *imploded*. Imagine that...

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