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if yo' momma has ever come out of the bathroom and yelled, "Y'all want to come see this 'un 'fore I flush it?"
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If you have to mow your grass, to find your pickup.........
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If your gun safe is bigger than your fridge
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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If there's more duct tape inside your refrigerator than on your shovel handles.
Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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If there's more duct tape inside your refrigerator than on your shovel handles. Does that count if mine is a chest type freezer?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Hunt with Class and Classics
Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray
Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”
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If you leave your index fingernail long so you can pick your nose.
Don't laugh you know you do it......
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If you plug your house into an outlet, you're a redneck.
Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet -General James Mattis United States Marine Corps
Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.
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If you clean your ears with your truck key...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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If your first home pulls your second.
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not sure what a redneck is, but I have been accused of being one.
Sam......
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if you go to family re-unions to find a date.........
Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.
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If you have a squirrel trap in your yard, and are proud of your squirrel pot pie...
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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If you live in a travel trailer and own a big screen TV.
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Now DAMN IT !! I resemble that remark !!!!
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if yo' momma has ever come out of the bathroom and yelled, "Y'all want to come see this 'un 'fore I flush it?" Mickey-zat a turd or tampon?
Beware of thieves, scammers and dishonest members on the "Fire" classifieds. Ya there is a thief here too. Whatever!!
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If pissing at night involves a flashlight and shoes.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Somebody hollers ho down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
Heart of Dixie
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I must be a redneck because several of those scenarios fit!
Myron
How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers? (stolen from shootinurse)
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If pissing at night involves a flashlight and shoes. Shoes?!
Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.
Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)
Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.
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