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You might be a redneck..... #9313652 11/05/14 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 13,250 Greenville, AL MColeman OP Campfire Outfitter OP MColeman Campfire Outfitter Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 13,250 Greenville, AL if yo' momma has ever come out of the bathroom and yelled, "Y'all want to come see this 'un 'fore I flush it?"

Re: You might be a redneck..... MColeman #9313653 11/05/14 Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 15,565 Michigun 2muchgun Campfire Ranger 2muchgun Campfire Ranger Joined: Feb 2005 Posts: 15,565 Michigun If you have to mow your grass, to find your pickup......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs

Re: You might be a redneck..... 2muchgun #9313713 11/05/14 Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,418 Likes: 23 TX chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna chlinstructor Campfire Kahuna Joined: Apr 2011 Posts: 69,418 Likes: 23 TX If your gun safe is bigger than your fridge Last edited by chlinstructor; 11/05/14. "Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!" ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~

Re: You might be a redneck..... chlinstructor #9313727 11/05/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 28,172 Here Or There luv2safari Campfire Ranger luv2safari Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 28,172 Here Or There If there's more duct tape inside your refrigerator than on your shovel handles. Hunt with Class and Classics Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”

Re: You might be a redneck..... luv2safari #9313742 11/05/14 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky Originally Posted by luv2safari If there's more duct tape inside your refrigerator than on your shovel handles. Does that count if mine is a chest type freezer? "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: You might be a redneck..... ingwe #9313769 11/05/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 28,172 Here Or There luv2safari Campfire Ranger luv2safari Campfire Ranger Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 28,172 Here Or There Yes... Hunt with Class and Classics Religion: A founder of The Church of Spray and Pray Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”

Re: You might be a redneck..... ingwe #9313775 11/05/14 Joined: Mar 2014 Posts: 260 L logdog Campfire Member logdog Campfire Member L Joined: Mar 2014 Posts: 260 If you leave your index fingernail long so you can pick your nose. Don't laugh you know you do it......

Re: You might be a redneck..... luv2safari #9313777 11/05/14 Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,806 RichardAustin Campfire Tracker RichardAustin Campfire Tracker Joined: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,806 If you plug your house into an outlet, you're a redneck. Be Polite , Be Professional , but have a plan to kill everybody you meet -General James Mattis United States Marine Corps Nothing is darker than a mau mau's moo moo.

Re: You might be a redneck..... logdog #9313779 11/05/14 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky If you clean your ears with your truck key... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: You might be a redneck..... ingwe #9313789 11/05/14 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,086 Likes: 2 arizona K krp Campfire Ranger krp Campfire Ranger K Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,086 Likes: 2 arizona If your first home pulls your second. Kent

Re: You might be a redneck..... MColeman #9313798 11/05/14 Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 67,799 Likes: 11 N. Central Florida, and Miami Mannlicher Campfire Kahuna Mannlicher Campfire Kahuna Joined: Nov 2003 Posts: 67,799 Likes: 11 N. Central Florida, and Miami not sure what a redneck is, but I have been accused of being one. Sam......

Re: You might be a redneck..... MColeman #9313831 11/05/14 Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming eh76 Campfire Kahuna eh76 Campfire Kahuna Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 52,680 North of Liberalism in Wyoming if you go to family re-unions to find a date......... Liberalism is a mental disorder that leads to social disease.

Re: You might be a redneck..... eh76 #9313835 11/05/14 Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky ingwe Campfire Oracle ingwe Campfire Oracle Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 78,306 Likes: 2 Southwestern Montucky If you have a squirrel trap in your yard, and are proud of your squirrel pot pie... "...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe

Re: You might be a redneck..... ingwe #9313845 11/05/14 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,086 Likes: 2 arizona K krp Campfire Ranger krp Campfire Ranger K Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 17,086 Likes: 2 arizona If you live in a travel trailer and own a big screen TV. Kent

Re: You might be a redneck..... ingwe #9313846 11/05/14 Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 11,606 Likes: 8 lawrence county MO L ldholton Campfire Outfitter ldholton Campfire Outfitter L Joined: Jan 2007 Posts: 11,606 Likes: 8 lawrence county MO Now DAMN IT !! I resemble that remark !!!!

Re: You might be a redneck..... MColeman #9313876 11/05/14 Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,932 Between somewhere and nowhere M MissouriEd Campfire Tracker MissouriEd Campfire Tracker M Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,932 Between somewhere and nowhere Originally Posted by MColeman if yo' momma has ever come out of the bathroom and yelled, "Y'all want to come see this 'un 'fore I flush it?" Mickey-zat a turd or tampon? Beware of thieves, scammers and dishonest members on the "Fire" classifieds. Ya there is a thief here too. Whatever!! They're all around the CampFire and everywhere.

Re: You might be a redneck..... MissouriEd #9313880 11/05/14 Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,179 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA S smarquez Campfire Tracker smarquez Campfire Tracker S Joined: Jul 2011 Posts: 6,179 Rancho Altacucawanda, CA If pissing at night involves a flashlight and shoes. Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger. Stupid always finds a way.

Re: You might be a redneck..... smarquez #9313921 11/05/14 Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 123 Alabama S spotdoctor Campfire Member spotdoctor Campfire Member S Joined: Jul 2014 Posts: 123 Alabama Somebody hollers ho down and your girlfriend hits the floor. Heart of Dixie

Re: You might be a redneck..... smarquez #9313929 11/05/14 Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,052 Central Ohio S speedsixman Campfire Regular speedsixman Campfire Regular S Joined: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,052 Central Ohio I must be a redneck because several of those scenarios fit! Myron How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers? (stolen from shootinurse)

Re: You might be a redneck..... smarquez #9313935 11/05/14 Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 38,933 Likes: 11 South of Minnesota 5sdad Campfire 'Bwana 5sdad Campfire 'Bwana Joined: Jan 2005 Posts: 38,933 Likes: 11 South of Minnesota Originally Posted by smarquez If pissing at night involves a flashlight and shoes. Shoes?! Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile. Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe) Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.