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The Old Timer
An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a
checkup and the doctor was amazed at what
good shape the guy was in.
The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your
good health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and
that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well
before daylight and out chasing turkeys up
and down the mountains."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but
there's got to be more to it. How old was your
dad when he died?"
The old timer said, " Who said my dad 's dead? "
The doctor said, " You mean you 're 80 years old
and your dad ' s still alive? How old is he?
The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in
fact, he hunted turkey with me this morning,
and that's why he's still alive... he's a turkey hunter."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm
sure there' s more to it. How about your dad's
dad? How old was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said,"You mean you're 80 years old
and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
The old timer said,"He's 118 yrs old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point
and said, "I guess he went turkey hunting with
you this morning too?"
The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go
this morning because he got married."
The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why
would a 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, " Who said he wanted to?
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I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.
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George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Old Turd- Deplorable- Unrepentant Murderer- Domestic Violent Extremist
Just "Campfire Riffraff and Trash"
This will be my last post! Flave 1/3/21
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"The 375HH is the greatest level of power you can get for the investment in recoil." (JJHack)
79s and losttrail, biggest waste of air.
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I guess, in a way, MColeman will always be with us.
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Yep. I will rember him every time I see a hummingbird.
The first time I shot myself in the head...
Meniere's Sucks Big Time!!!
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