sometimes I wish we lived in a worse location so my wife would be more willing to leave California...
Simple two step plan-
1) find someplace completely heinous to move in California that
sounds like an upgrade to your wife, but is in reality a huge step backwards. Crime, neighbors, traffic, politics, the whole package.
2) wait until she hates it then offer to "move her again to try to make her happy", but this time shoot for Montana, Wyoming, or Idaho.
Your welcome.