New Looting Insurance Questionnaire for the Ferguson Area
Thanks future rioters! Your rampant destruction will allow for much needed urban renewal in Ferguson and surrounding areas. If it wasn't for you, we'd never get near the construction business, insurance claims, and development deals we would otherwise. So thanks again guys, and have at it!
Just for future insurance claims, we do have a few questions..
1) Do you all plan on rioting every time someone assaults a police officer and gets shot for his trouble, or just this time?
2) Does it make a difference what race the police officer or his assailant are?
3) When young white girls are killed for their bicycles or cell phones by black teenagers, are they deserving of a similar size riot? Or is this just a one time thang?
4) If a police officer is assaulted, and is killed in the line of duty when he -doesn't- shoot the drugged up criminal assailant, does he get a riot too?
5) If you only plan on burning down your -own- neighborhoods, what brand of insurance do you carry? Inquiring minds want to know!
6) Do you all carry personal injury insurance with a rider for riots?
7) Do you all travel for different riots and causes, or are you all local?
8) What brand of gasoline do you prefer in your molotov cocktails?
9) Does rioting at night affect your day job? (EXAMPLE = Foo stamp, wefare, secton 8, baby daddy, rape, drive by, stealin )
10) When robbing businesses while rioting, what types of products do you prefer to steal ?
( Example=Grape Drank, KFC, Wabba melon, hair weave, foddy ounce, ) Does the plywood over the windows slow you down much?
11) And last but not least, for our insurance statistics, ..IF you were in your car, and had a gun, and someone assaulted you through your window with what looked to be intent to kill (you!), what would you do?
Thanks again for your answers on this, and when you see the construction crews in Ferguson over the next few months, well, that's us making money, and the economy at work!
