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If you were thinking straight, you'd declare this buck a winner and have some in time for Christmas. ;-) If he was thinking "over ice", he'd be thinking whatever snake oil your hawking. Move along, junior. Hey, he's the one Jonesing for Rebecca Creek. I can supply it. Simple math. Even you can understand it. Ingwe needs only to declare the buck a winner. And "Junior"... really? I'm just remarkably well preserved.
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Sorry, KW.
I mistook you for one of the rookie neophytes attempting to secure this coveted honor.
Now that I see the competition has taken its rightful place in both the field and dank dark recesses of backroom chicanery, I know that all is righteous in the world.
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Hey, Kentucky Windage's buck WAS the smallest we could find in Southwest Texas. Doesn't that qualify for anything? JB,I don't think Poobah understands just how hard we had to work to find a buck that small in Southwest Texas. Six of us had to shoot 24 deer just to get to this one. The man just doesn't appreciate hard work and sacrifice.
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Poobah - Also, you can cancel your Texas trip. JB shot your pig -- using iron sights, no less. You'd have to kill them bare-handed to top that.
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You'd have to kill them bare-handed to top that. I don't think that's a problem. Have you seen him choke a chicken?
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You'd have to kill them bare-handed to top that. I don't think that's a problem. Have you seen him choke a chicken? I thought he was banned from doing that in public as a condition of his probation...
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Poobah - Also, you can cancel your Texas trip. JB shot your pig -- using iron sights, no less. You'd have to kill them bare-handed to top that. BTDT....used a knife... If you got your twelve pointer by counting those little sticker...ooops, I forgot you're back east.... disregard. I am however happy to hear yours was the smallest of the biggest....
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Poobah - Also, you can cancel your Texas trip. JB shot your pig -- using iron sights, no less. You'd have to kill them bare-handed to top that. BTDT....used a knife... If you got your twelve pointer by counting those little sticker...ooops, I forgot you're back east.... disregard. I am however happy to hear yours was the smallest of the biggest.... Baby Killer! Unlike the Dink-a-thon, only grown-up pigs count!
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Wow, guessing my little BUMP, this morning, frayed a few tempers.
KW, just send me the Rebecca Creek & I'll declare you the whinger of the whole Texas division !
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KW, just send me the Rebecca Creek & I'll declare you the whinger of the whole Texas division ! What kind of Freudian slip was that?
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I may be old, but my mind is sharp !
Last edited by New_2_99s; 12/15/14.
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Wow, guessing my little BUMP, this morning, frayed a few tempers.
KW, just send me the Rebecca Creek & I'll declare you the whinger of the whole Texas division ! No, we're just having a little fun messing with Ingwe. It's like those commercials, "Messing with Bigfoot." They are, after all, a genetic familial match. And no Rebecca Creek for you for that whinger crack, you wanker.
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No, we're just having a little fun messing with Ingwe. It's like those commercials, "Messing with Bigfoot."
They are, after all, a genetic familial match.
And like Bigfoot....we are both Legendary......
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You know, they make medicine for that condition...
OH, and a small point of order. I did not, TECHNICALLY speaking, shoot the smallest of the big ones. But since the others did not enter, being intimidated by my prowess, I win. The logic is unassailable.
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OH, and a small point of order. I did not, TECHNICALLY speaking, shoot the smallest of the big ones. But since the others did not enter, being intimidated by my prowess, I win. The logic is unassailable.
Good to hear and good to know. I would hate for you to lose any bit of your lofty position in my estimation. I would, in fact, be crushed to discover you were merely human. I'm sure you could say the same of me.
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Wow, guessing my little BUMP, this morning, frayed a few tempers.
KW, just send me the Rebecca Creek & I'll declare you the whinger of the whole Texas division ! No, we're just having a little fun messing with Ingwe. It's like those commercials, "Messing with Bigfoot." They are, after all, a genetic familial match. And no Rebecca Creek for you for that whinger crack, you wanker.
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OH, and a small point of order. I did not, TECHNICALLY speaking, shoot the smallest of the big ones. But since the others did not enter, being intimidated by my prowess, I win. The logic is unassailable.
Good to hear and good to know. I would hate for you to lose any bit of your lofty position in my estimation. I would, in fact, be crushed to discover you were merely human. I'm sure you could say the same of me. Absolutely. In fact, I think only you and I should be allowed to drink Rebecca Creek. Of course, JB can imbibe if he so chooses. Deflave can lick up any that gets spilled if he keeps our glasses filled, the fire stoked and cigars lit, but he should have to work for it.
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That is as it should be...
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I dropped a fish in front of Ingwe but my 270 dink still wins
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It is disqualified by virtue of the fact you used a .270.....
Unless some pretty skookum bribes are coming....
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