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Oh c'mon... Ain't like he put beans in his chili or ice in his bourbon...
IIRC the penalty for putting beans in chili is the offender is to be smothered in molasses and then staked over an ant hill.
What's the penalty for icing down sipping whiskey? A chunk of dry ice in the jock strap maybe?
I like ONE cube in mine, but I'm a yankee.....
Try a small amount of still spring water instead.
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I make the cube out of Fiji water. I started doing that with certain scotch a few years ago, and it carried over to bourbon.
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A chunk of dry ice in the jock strap maybe?
You worked Guantanomo?
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It's not the water that's bad, it's the chill.
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A chunk of dry ice in the jock strap maybe?
You worked Guantanomo?
When they figured out I hunted whiskey icers, they said I was too mean for their facility.
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It's not the water that's bad, it's the chill.
Aaaaah. I will have to try just a splash of the Fiji water warm.
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Water-boarding seems like child's play compared to your play book. Do you have a tracer bug that tracks the key words, " Ice, Whiskey"? it's uncanny........
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Water-boarding seems like child's play compared to your play book. Do you have a tracer bug that tracks the key words, " Ice, Whiskey"? it's uncanny........
I just "luck" into these things.
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Hey, at least this thread "evolved" instead of "devolved." Everyone who isn't a moron has to agree that drinking good bourbon better > some potential stolon valor douche.
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Thought I would add this article before thread goes downhill to far. I go to this gun store once in a while. Don't know if I have ever met this guy or not. He was arrested for his acts of receiving a reward from LGS that cared a lot for vets.
http://www.weatherforddemocrat.com/...97e40fe-692e-11e4-a142-5f4b2f85c499.html
Last edited by Wtxj; 12/20/14 . Reason: Correction in storey
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This was the latest one making the rounds...
VIDEO
Reminds me of...
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Kinda hoping they took a detour on their way to the jail. Then again ifin you're good you don't leave a bruise...
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The alleged "perp" tried to convince me/us that I needed to have a waterproof,sealed Backpack while I'm drowning when crossing raging whitewater rivers, He didn't try to sell me one, Which is why I find this thread, and the "perp" complete comedy. YMMV.
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You guys realize you are interfering with my acquisition of bourbon-drinking tips, right?!!?!?!
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While I obviously think he's as big of a dumbass as anyone, I doubt if his conduct on here is for his financial gain, and thus rises to the threshold of the 2013 law.
which dumb ass are we talking about ? Bart ?? Or this other guy that's playing all these fools like a cheap fiddle??
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Please don't hijack; this stuff about beans in chili and ice in whiskey is important stuff that needs to be discussed.
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Please don't hijack; this stuff about beans in chili and ice in whiskey is important stuff that needs to be discussed.
No kidding. And, pray tell, what do you call it when I make venison "chili" but it has beans?????
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