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after a millineum or two, if the trackers (watchers?) came through, and they couldn't find our grave, would that be good?
why does a grave have a marker? for whom?
without a marked grave, would we be more safe?
why a grave at all? anyone know for sure?
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Sanitary purposes. And immigration. All those undocumented souls roaming around... can not have that...
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Grave markers make it easier for the aliens to find the grave. Seems unlikely they'd stop anal probing just because a body died. Maybe they plant trackers in folks the first time they probe them so grave markers really don't matter. Anybody know for sure?
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If I pissed on a tree,would it hug me?
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the older the tree, the more likely it might speak with you?
i do knot know. i do know a chain-saw can make a tree scream, as it falls, then is converted to organic casket boards.
lol. carry-on, y'all.
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You know how to make a cat sound like a dog?
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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Because they've been bred/selected to be that color. Carrots are more naturally whitish-pale yellow, kind of like a yellow parsnip. I do think that oranges largely maintain their original coloring.
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Then why do you PARK on a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE on a PARKWAY?
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Have spent a lot of time "semi-parked" on a parkway 
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Then why do you PARK on a DRIVEWAY and DRIVE on a PARKWAY? One little bobble on the parkway and it turns into a parking lot.
You didn't use logic or reason to get into this opinion, I cannot use logic or reason to get you out of it.
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What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
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after a millineum or two, if the trackers (watchers?) came through, and they couldn't find our grave, would that be good?
why does a grave have a marker? for whom?
without a marked grave, would we be more safe?
why a grave at all? anyone know for sure? Found an unmarked grave in the desert while coyote hunting this week. Just a few stones around a large flat headstone, completely unmarked. I found myself wishing for an excavator rather than a Fireball. Better to have a name on it me thinks. Maybe help keep the riffraff out:)
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What is the difference between an orange?
A motorcycle cop because a vest doesn't have sleeves.
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Three in the front. Three in the back.
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SOMEBODY please tell TRH that Netanyahu NEVER said "Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away."
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Why do those that believe the soul has left the body of those buried still believe the grave to be Holy ground? If your ash's are spread across a lake or river, is that now Holy water?
Miles to go before I sleep
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If there is a Bigfoot,will he wash my truck?
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Why aren't hemorrhoids called asteroids?
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What's red and goes putt putt putt?
An outboard tomato. Or is is tomottoe?
Anyone know for sure?
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Amazing! You guys must have ESPN (especially Gus) as I've been pondering every single one of these brain busters today!........
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