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ghostinthemachine: You dislike Casablanca?
Rated the number one movie ever made?

Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, and a great supporting cast.
Rated best screenplay ever?

You must be joking.

If you want to see the worst move ever made, dig up "Black Devil Doll From Hell."
It is about an innocent young black woman who buys a big puppet at a flea market, the puppet comes to life and starts talking to her, and, to be polite, the puppet becomes her "romantic interest."

Guaranteed, the worst move you ever saw.




And, here it is!
You can pick this jewel up on Amazon for just $19.95.

http://www.amazon.com/Black-Devil-Tales-Quadead-Boxset/dp/B00FJFJ5YS

I wish just one of y'all would buy it. You will watch it to the very end, it is so bad, and so bizarre, you can't take your eyes off of it.
Like watching a train wreck. Click on that link and read the reviews.

while not an outstanding movie i thought it was decent.....far from terrible....

Yeah I hated it. Like I said, it was excruciatingly slow and nothing ever really happens.

It gets my vote as the most over-hyped movie ever.

Blasphemy!

Yellow Submarine

Any and every John Wayne movie...

There's bad movies that are unwatchable and then there are movies so bad they're actually hilarious! Think MST3000...my buddy and I have laughed our asses off many a time watching those gems!

For me, no genre falls on its face more often than horror. It's very rare that I find a horror movie that I don't think is crap...

No one here has seen "The Crying Game" or it would be the only one listed..

Just about every horror movie is crap, with a few exceptions.

I shamefully admit I loved Freddy Kruger and the original Nightmare on Elm St.....

out of Africa, hands down

The Toxic Avenger will puke green slime in your lunch box!

Troma Team made great spoofs; Killer Tomatoes and Return of the Killer Tomatoes rank way up the scale of cult films.

Halloween is still the best and only horror movie I liked. Just the sound of the music is creepy and gets you going.

Listen to the end:

"Never judge a book by its cover or who your gonna love by your lover
sayin' love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a Venus, Lord, imagine my surprise!"....

dammit i like Hatari

Yes, the 1st Halloween was good.....

Carpenter rocks!

The Thing is one of my all time faves and even The Fog wasn't too bad. Jaws was another spooky one...

And Poltergeist scared the crap outta me as a kid...that damn clown and tree!

Dog Soldiers

Two of the worst (that I can remember enduring) were: Rush, a 1991 movie about a couple of drug addicted undercover cops, and The Darjeeling Limited which was a slow-moving, pointless movie that I only watched because my wife and I have enjoyed most Owen Wilson movies.

Yes, eyeball! Yellow Submarine! The Beatles were so hot in those days, that anything that they produced made millions, even if it was garbage like this film.
The song itself is just gibberish.

Paul and John could have written the same melody, with the lyrics "We all live in a Purple Garbage Truck..." and it would have been just as much of a smash hit, and that movie would also have made millions. Garbage.

Only 2 movies ever scared me when I was younger.

The Exorcist, and Salem's Lot.

The Exorcist is still the most fuuuked up movie ever. And really only 1 scene of Salem's Lot scared me, but it scared the $hit out of me. I must have been around 11-12......