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Now I'm really LMAO!!!!! Too funny!
Thanks for that Pat!
Proud to be a true Sandlapper!!
Go Nats!!!!
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Campfire Oracle
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You guys laugh, but it ain't that funny when you hurt all of them. Sez a Texan! There, in before Steely.
If you take the time it takes, it takes less time. --Pat Parelli
American by birth; Alaskan by choice. --ironbender
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Campfire Kahuna
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It's curse. They talk ya know?
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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there's LOTS of over 6 foot penises in our nation's capital.
And these zombies line up and eat from the media’s trough
Cowards CANNOT be free. Nor should they be.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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Campfire Ranger
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Long as me arm. Thick as me wrist. With a head on him by god, as big as me fist.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Ranger
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Used to work with a fellow whose wife claimed he was 11" long and 7" around. She called him 7 11. Saw him pissing out back one day and he had pecker hanging through and out the other side of his fist. Abe Lincoln lied, all men are not created equal.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Outfitter
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Used to work with a fellow whose wife claimed he was 11" long and 7" around. She called him 7 11. Saw him pissing out back one day and he had pecker hanging through and out the other side of his fist. Abe Lincoln lied, all men are not created equal. This is not normal ???
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Campfire Oracle
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Campfire Oracle
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too. Soooooo.....what if you are a 3XL and haven't seen Ingwe Jr. in years because of it?
"...the left considers you vermin, and they'll kill you given the chance..." Bristoe
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Campfire Outfitter
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Why? Women can pass a bowing ball. Whoever thinks they pack a tool that can put a dent in even the tiniest vagina is à fool. I saw this chick in mexico once... Maybe but maybe not all the time. An old college classmate of mine in Charleston who was all of 5'8" and 150 packed a legendary jaboa. Before his high school sweetheart would marry him he had to pay for vagina enlargement surgery. She loved him but could not handle the snake. Cost him 20 grand but well worth it 'cos she was drop dead gorgeous. They're still married with 4 healthy kids. BTW I saw that same Messican chick! I've been known to give same surgery , one stroke at a time
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Campfire Ranger
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You guys laugh, but it ain't that funny when you hurt all of them. Sez a Texan! There, in before Steely. He's talking about feline cats, not female puzzy.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Campfire Outfitter
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Its nice to confirm not only do I wear a 3XL shirt but I am 3XL in other areas too. Soooooo.....what if you are a 3XL and haven't seen Ingwe Jr. in years because of it? I call dickydo !! you know belly sticks out futher than the dicky do
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You are all undergunned I take it.
I like liberals-------------------------------------they make good bear bait!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Campfire 'Bwana
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wasn't there a porn star who could tie a knot with his gutshotbuck? John Wad or Long Dong. Can't remember. No....I go by tzone
Camp is where you make it.
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Campfire Ranger
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I dont know what is normal. I just know that I felt sorry for the little feller.
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Betcha all the measurement takers were 300# sows, or skinny little puffers.
Think about that while you're fantasizing about measurements you don't have.
America needs to understand that our troops are not 'disposable'. Each represents a family; Fathers, Mothers, Sons, Daughters, Cousins, Uncles, Aunts... Our Citizens are our most valuable treasure; we waste far too many.
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Campfire Tracker
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You fellers sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about pecker...
Mauser Rescue Society Founder, President, and Chairman
I don't always shoot Mausers, but when I do...I prefer VZ-24s.
jdi do píči
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[color:#FFFF00][/color] Why no Texans in that study? They were measuring penises, not azzholes. That's funny right there
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Campfire Ranger
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Jeez, this thread has had me laughin' tonight! Lotta zingers...
I recall a study done by some urology group back in the early 90's that first challenged the "all penises are the same size" mantra that had been propagated by Masters & Johnson, and which was based on a pretty non-scientific measurement of a bunch of limp dicks.
The urologist study sampled a couple hundred guys' hard-ons. Dunno how they selected the guys, or the methodology for getting 'em to full tumescence, but they had a fair cross-section of racial groups, etc. Turned out all dicks AREN'T the same size, go figure... ask any gal who's had more'n a six-pack of partners in her lifetime.
Anyways, I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it. Cheers and g'nite.
"I'm gonna have to science the schit out of this." Mark Watney, Sol 59, Mars
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Campfire Kahuna
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[color:#FFFF00][/color] Why no Texans in that study? They were measuring penises, not azzholes. That's funny right there Right? Just don't forget that we're talking OD while you're talking ID.
The only thing worse than a liberal is a liberal that thinks they're a conservative.
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A[color:#FFFF33][/color] You fellers sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about pecker... I didn't hear anyone mention gutshotbuck...
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