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I don't want to be the 1st person to respond to a thread like this.
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time by the blood of patriots and tyrants.
If being stupid allows me to believe in Him, I'd wish to be a retard. Eisenhower and G Washington should be good company.
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One time when my Dad came out of the bathroom, our cat took a sniff and went over to his litter box and started scratching around. We all laughed that he thought he was too blame.
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Good place to hide Money..
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My younger brother was flying home after a long week of training, as the flight got under way he felt the urge....in his words he let out a "test fart" that wasn't to bad so let it all go....his coworker sitting next to him called him an a$$hole, and they watched as people in front of them turned on their little vent things...
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Nothing comes up on the link, but turning around and putting an airliner down is very expensive.
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I farted one time in the grocery store and a lady came by me, stopped and checked her kids pants.
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Nothing comes up on the link, but turning around and putting an airliner down is very expensive. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/16/british-airways-flight-smelly-poo_n_6878676.htmlA British Airways flight that was traveling to Dubai on Thursday night instead returned to England when a "smelly poo" in the toilet made continuing to the final destination untenable, according to the Mirror.
The cause of the unplanned landing was revealed by British politician Abhishek Sachdev, the Hertsmere councilor who represents Potters Bar Parkfield in England.
Sachdev tweeted:
The decision to turn back came just 30 minutes into the 7-hour flight, the Telegraph reports.
"We're very sorry for the discomfort to our customers," British Airways said in a statement to The Huffington Post. "We provided them with hotel accommodation and rescheduled the flight to depart the next day."
The Airline declined to give further details on the incident and the "poo" culprit remains unknown.
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I was a week long training course once. The food was all catered and very high protein. I cleared three class rooms from the bathroom down the hallway
The government plans these shootings by targeting kids from kindergarten that the government thinks they can control with drugs until the appropriate time--DerbyDude
Whatever. Tell the oompa loompa's hey for me. [/quote]. LtPPowell
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One time when my Dad came out of the bathroom, our cat took a sniff and went over to his litter box and started scratching around. We all laughed that he thought he was too blame. ROTFFLMFAO !
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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My absolutely most memorable was at the OBGYN when my wife was pregnant with our twins. We were waiting for the doctor, the nurse had just left the room, and I absolutely destroyed it. Paint peeling rumble mud butt. HOT Fart, bad. My wife went..."OH, MY GOD!" To which I walked out the door passing her Dr. On the way into the room.
TRUMP- GABBARD 2024
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Something I've learned as I've aged. NEVER TRUST A FART. NEVER!!
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Something I've learned as I've aged. NEVER TRUST A FART. NEVER!! Yup, pushing 58 and quit trusting farts about 3 years ago.
Fight fire, save lives, laugh in the face of danger.
Stupid always finds a way.
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Saw this earlier in the news. I figured that someone had posted it. I just want to bump it up.
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three rules of getting old 1 never trust a fart 2 never waste a hard on 3 the last 4-5 drops always go down your leg. sucks getting old!
the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, will be the certain precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded. Robert E Lee ~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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I laugh every time some old fart is cruising through a store farting on every third step, but is either too deaf to realized everyone can hear them, or just too old to care.
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. --Winston Churchill
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