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The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.
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Back in the heartland, Thank God!
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Campfire Kahuna
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Very wide spread I might add.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Greenhorn
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thats what happens when you eat too much apple pie then screw your cousin
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Campfire Member
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someone has a case of the Blues....in a red state/nation
i'm retired,,,or is it Really tired,,,i forget
retirement is to dang busi for me...
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Everything wrong in this country was created by or is being perpetuated by, the demorat party. This is not a funny joke its a tragic truth.
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Campfire Regular
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Les, you're puttin' me on!! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
muddy
muddy
"A good judge applies the law as it is, not as she wants it to be", Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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OSHA was started by a Republican.
"Only Christ is the fullness of God's revelation." Everyday Hunter
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Campfire Greenhorn
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Campfire Greenhorn
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what are happy how it turned out? even from texas? cause i dont think you do. lets hear it . .
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Campfire Kahuna
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Campfire Kahuna
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All politicians are dedicated carriers.
George Orwell was a Prophet, not a novelist. Read 1984 and then look around you!
Old cat turd!
"Some men just need killing." ~ Clay Allison.
I am too old to fight but I can still pull a trigger. ~ Me
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Campfire Tracker
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Campfire Tracker
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A most enthusiastic +1 ! I can think of few politicians who place values above party, which is what's required of true statesmen. Red, Blue, I see little deifference in the end results. To think otherwise is, IMHO, to be a drooling "dittohead". THINK FOR YOURSELF!
Shaun
Haul ass, haul ass! - Pappy
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NEWS FLASH!!!
After further research, it has been found that the origins of this new STD bagan in Arkansas mid year of 1996, belived to have been spread from a bite from a snake in the grass.
If you're gonna grille it, you gotta kill it!
You can't miss 'em fast enough to kill 'em!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
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So what is the problem with OSHA?
Well we're Green and we're Gold, and we play better when it's cold. All us Cheese heads have our favorite superstar. We love Brett Favre.
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